I had held out a passing notion that another of my own kind would have enabled me to conspire against the villains who hold me now I see that I was wrong. This creature seems to despise me as much as I it. I cannot stand the way it lies around and looks at me as if it knows more than I do. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.ĭay 775 - The horrors! The worse creature my captors could have devised to torment me with was another hideous cat! Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) á and speaks with them regularly. The Bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to returnee. ĭAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.

Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of 'allergies.' However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call 'beer.' I was placed in solitary throughout the event. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.ĭAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. What sick minds could invent such a liquid. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called 'shampoo.'

For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. Not working according to plan.ĭAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. must try this on their bed.ĭAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.ĭAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.ĭAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. These diary entries perfectly encapsulate what’s going on inside a cat’s mind - they’re hilarious!ĭAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

Sometimes, actually, they can be downright mean. It can take a cat a while to warm up with a human, and even then you’re never really sure what they’re thinking. Cats can sometimes withholding their affection.

Kitty-- A Cat's Diary by Robyn Supraner